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(no subject) [May. 16th, 2006|02:09 pm]
[Current Mood | recumbent]
[Current Music |"biology" - girls aloud]

i haven't updated in almost a year and a half, but just thought i should make it known that i graduated from college on saturday. i'm here in st. paul for the summer, then moving to nyc. anyone know where i can get a job?

one love,
kenyon, bachelor of arts
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(no subject) [Jan. 11th, 2005|10:38 pm]
[Current Mood | bored]
[Current Music |"disposable parts" and "sold!" - enon (appropriate, eh?)]

okay, so i'm watching queer eye for the straight girl and, granted it's not over yet, but i'm extremely disappointed and, in fact, a wee bit disgusted by it. unlike qe for the straight guy (which has its own set of issues), the straight girl allows the show to be a blatant extravaganza of consumerism. this particular subject is really cute, has good-fitting clothes (though all black), and, honestly, a pretty damn nice apartment. she has nice furniture, an interesting use of color, and, although it obviously isn't professionally designed, it looks GOOD, especially for a single woman in her twenties. rather than allowing its subject a genuinely new appearance to offer to the outside world like its predecessor, queer eye for the straight girl gives the woman simply enough money to get a lifestyle she already wanted. what was holding her back was not an emotional block, not a fundamental misunderstanding or ignorance of what it means to present yourself in bourgeois society, but an economic deficiency. the new show doesn't even have the ostensible social re-education present in the first incarnation. the lesbian, filling the vague position of "the lady," is so femme that she could only cause the most virulent female homophobe distress and, judging by the reaction of this episode's subject, a straight girl interacting with homosexual men falls all too easily into a stereotypical fag-hag relationship. all the "gal pals" offer their subject is economic power.
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the aftermath [Dec. 7th, 2004|11:31 am]
[Current Mood |21]
[Current Music |"unrecorded" - m83]

i'm still quite drunk. i first came to lying perpendicularly in my bed with all my clothes and all the lights in my room on. then, about a half hour ago, i woke up properly in bed with the lights off, but still with all my clothes on. i am now a legal adult.
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self-discovery [Dec. 3rd, 2004|11:11 am]
[Current Mood | confused]
[Current Music |"silent film stars" - i am the world trade center]

i have decided i have a problem...with pocketing condoms. the problem first came to my attention while taking a pee whilst shrooming. i was in my friends' bathroom, saw a jar of condoms, then later in the evening i found a condom in my pocket. this action has become a full-blown problem now that there is a bowl of condoms in the basement of the campus center for world aids week. every day i have grabbed a handful and put them in my coat. yesterday, in choir, i took my ipod (thanks mom and dad) out of my coat and three condoms spilled onto the floor. boy, was my face red!

now, you may be asking, why is hoarding condoms a problem? aren't they free? and isn't that what they're there for? well, yes...however, i am not having sex nor are there prospects upon the horizon. so, the condoms will sit sadly upon my desk for god knows how long. well, it's best to be prepared, i s'pose.

peas.
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(no subject) [Nov. 14th, 2004|04:21 am]
[Current Mood | drunk]
[Current Music |"faultered ego" - on!air!library!]

okay, right now i'm wasted. but in general, pixies = fucking awesome. might i vom?
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canadian teenagers rule [Oct. 19th, 2004|02:14 pm]
[Current Mood | excited]
[Current Music |"this charming man" - the smiths]

so, my house is now the proud owners of the degrassi theme song, the extended theme song w/ rap, a fan-made degrassi music video, the abortion episodes (never aired in the u.s.) and...the first season of degrassi on dvd. when will i do homework?
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(no subject) [Aug. 31st, 2004|02:12 pm]
[Current Mood | ecstatic]
[Current Music |crazy in love]

I'M GOING HOME (MN) TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!
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the cutest thing i've ever seen [Aug. 4th, 2004|10:26 pm]
[Current Mood | relaxed]
[Current Music |"jockey full of bourbon" - tom waits]

i just got back from borrone's with jessica and there was this french band playing (well, their frontman was french at least...they were foreign, let's leave it at that). there were these little girls, who knew the band, in front of them and dancing and playing "percussion". one of them was playing the salt and pepper shakers and the other was tapping a spoon "rhythmically" against a little bowl. then...THEN...a little toddler came up with her dad and started DANCING with the little girls. that's right, a DANCING BABY. i want babies.
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(no subject) [Jul. 30th, 2004|12:19 pm]
[Current Mood | mellow]
[Current Music |"la familia" - mirah]

i'm a quitter and i win.
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b/c i feel like it [Jul. 15th, 2004|02:34 pm]
[Current Mood | apathetic]
[Current Music |"fuck this band" - mclusky]

How to make a KenyonD
Ingredients:

3 parts jealousy

5 parts crazyiness

5 parts beauty
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little lovability if desired!
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post-jury duty fun [Jun. 15th, 2004|07:53 pm]
[Current Mood | calm]
[Current Music |pixies at fine line 2003 (yeeeeah mpls!)]

ah boredom )

maybe i should watch more good movies, as opposed to, say, tart or delta delta die...

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(no subject) [Jun. 14th, 2004|09:14 pm]
[Current Mood | pessimistic]
[Current Music |"nassau coliseum" - lifter puller]

right now, i would kill not to be living in palo alto all summer. that's right. KILL.
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(no subject) [Jun. 8th, 2004|11:43 pm]
[Current Mood |tipsy]
[Current Music |"toxic" - brit-nay]

drinking and dancing alone...what a private joy.

(well, i suppose it's not private anymore.)

-k
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(no subject) [Jun. 2nd, 2004|01:59 pm]
[Current Mood | chipper]
[Current Music |"c'mon dj" - mr. airplane man]

check out the new user pic. it looks like me, no? well, i MADE it!

-k
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haiku for dupre [May. 16th, 2004|09:40 am]
[Current Mood | drained]
[Current Music |"this life" - holcombe waller]

i'm finally free.
peace out, you fucking closet.
won't miss you that much.
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(no subject) [May. 15th, 2004|06:13 pm]
[Current Mood | exhausted]
[Current Music |macalester spring choral concert]

for the record, i don't ACTUALLY hate grace tran.

well, it's almost the end of my sophomore year and my stay in the dormitories of macalester college. i'm sad to be apart from all of the people here but thank the good lord jesus that i'm going to california and going to have my parents pamper me for a few months. being an only child has its perks.

well, i should begin packing.
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(no subject) [May. 15th, 2004|12:13 am]
[Current Mood | bitchy]
[Current Music |"the gentleman who fell" - milla jovovich]

i hate grace tran.
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(no subject) [May. 13th, 2004|04:11 am]
[Current Mood | drunk]
[Current Music |"nobody has to stay" - mirah]

there's nothing i want more than to have someone to climb into bed with and kiss all night. poor poor pitiful me.
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(no subject) [May. 9th, 2004|03:55 pm]
[Current Mood |hungover]
[Current Music |the trads concert]

last night was completely ridiculous.
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(no subject) [May. 8th, 2004|02:27 pm]
[Current Mood | cheerful]
[Current Music |"velouria" - pixies]

a review of the labor musical i was in:
http://www.workdayminnesota.org/view_article.php?id=18e0deb89e03eb48abb8cde35a798556

also, i have reached a conclusion: the pixies are my favorite artists in warm weather and bjork in cold.
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